The Future's Bright, the Future's Apple

If you were getting the feeling that you no-longer had the urge to buy a product, or maybe you noticed that money was once again pooling in your bank account - then it can mean only one thing! Apple product release! (announcement):

Yes, now its slightly more powerful and had a compass. Whoop-de-doo. Buy now!

Of course, I am a complete hypocrite here, as I plan to get one come September when my phone contract runs out - yes, you'll find that that is a wholly valid and reasonable excuse.

And yes, as I had to explain to Terry - he is wearing a silver puffer jacket with Fifth Element-esque body harness. We will be wearing this in 10 years, I promise.

JB

I just wrote a whole post without using a single product name. IPHONEIPHONEIPHONE - dammit!